Bayformers, transform

I can’t make a claim to this observation, but someone noted that kids growing up these days are going to look at the movie Transformers (derisively called “Bayformers” by some critics) the same… Continue reading

All hail Jetstorm

Jetstorm is pretty much the last Beast Machines Transformer I own. I loved Megatron, but I sold him off for being too small. (Megatron should never be tiny when stood up against his… Continue reading

Walking with Terrorcons

From the shadows

I got creative with the lighting on this set… with mixed results. I shot these pictures in the dark, but stood the bots on an iPad at full brightness running the flashlight app.… Continue reading

All Transformers intros

So… watching these Transformers through time has been relevatory. Like… how did Transformers fans not die of collective embarrassment during the 90’s? I know there are Beast Wars fans… but the really terrible… Continue reading

Hun-Gurrr Games

SHOCKWAVE: “The time is nigh to strike at the Autobots, my fellow Decepticons!” CYCLONUS: “As you command, Shockwave.” SKYWARP: “They’ll never know what hit ’em.” HUN-GURRR: “Let’s kick some Autobot tailpipe!” SHOCKWAVE: “Uh,… Continue reading

Seekers unite

The Seekers don’t really get much play in recent Transformers fiction, it seems. I’m guessing that this is a byproduct of the fact that now every Decepticon, it seems, transforms into some sort… Continue reading

Transformers Prime

You know, despite being a crazy Transformers fan, I have never really watched Transformers Prime. It was a Transformers subgenre that I was willing to let slide, that it was just for the… Continue reading

Decisions, decisions…

Man… I saw an Orion Pax at Wal-Mart and Armada Starscream and Generations Skywarp at Fred Meyers. Decisions, decisions… Vangelus makes Orion Pax look like a very solid Transformer. And I already have… Continue reading

Book a stay at the Transformers room

So, yeah, Kotaku reported that a hotel in Japan is running with a Tranformers themed room. Toys, bed sheets, and a Matrix style TV. My opinion? NOT ENOUGH TRANSFORMERS. Seriously, it is so… Continue reading